How I Broke The Guinness World Record - Fastest Single Hole Of Golf Ever Played

Following is an account of how I prepared for and twice broke the Guinness World Record for the fastest single hole of golf ever played (minimum hole length of 500 yards.) On May 8th at Bing Maloney Golf Course in Sacramento, CA, I broke the previous record of 1 minute, 50 seconds, with a performance of 1 minute, 40 seconds, scoring a bogey six on the 503-yard, par-five ninth hole at Bing. On June 1st, 2018 at the Woodley Lakes Golf Course in Van Nuys, CA, I beat my previous record with a time of 1 minute, 38 seconds. I scored a birdie four on the 503-yard, par-five fourth hole.

This was a really fun, complex, and challenging process to prepare for and execute two successful record attempts. Maybe the details will inspire you to set your sights on a peak performance goal and go for it. Here’s how things went down:

YouTube Video of June 1st record at Woodley Lakes Course

Guinness Record!?

In late 2017, I stumbled upon this awesome YouTube video of British Speedgolfer Steve Jeffs breaking the Guinness World Record for the fastest golf hole. Dig the 161,000 views (okay well, 1,000 of them are mine, but still…pretty viral!) and the dog pile celebration at the end. Jeffs did a 1:50 to beat the old record of 1:52 at his course in England. I didn’t even know that this record existed! It was a perfect opportunity to blend my two favorite fitness activities of sprinting and Speedgolf! However, Speedgolf tournaments are contested over the entire 18-hole course. Competitors carry a handful of clubs and run at a good pace while shooting good scores. A player’s minutes and strokes are added together to produce a total Speedgolf competitive score. For example, my best tournament performance, a 3rd in the 2017 California Speedgolf Professional Championships, was a score of 78 in 45 minutes = 125 Speedgolf score.

This fastest single hole world record endeavor is an entirely different beast. Rather than running at a steady pace for ~5.5 miles during a Speedgolf tournament, the athlete is compelled to run an all-out sprint for a single hole of 500 yards minimum length. Pretty simple - the score doesn’t matter (but it does…details follow), and you start the clock when the first shot is hit and stop when the putt drops.

Humility

I was pretty stoked to watch the amazing record video, but honestly my first thought afterward was that I could go out there right away and bust that record! After all, I’m a sprinter (As Primal Endurance Mastery Course students know, since there is a disproportionate number of videos on the niche topic of running technique instruction, form drills and proper execution of sprint workouts!)

The day after viewing the video for the first time, I went out to the ninth hole at Bing and made what I thought was a very good informal attempt. I was shocked to see a finishing time of 2:12—a full 22 seconds slower than the record! I tried again the following week, running faster this time, and threw down a 2:13 - this time due to a crooked shot here and a missed putt there. After these dry-runs and exchanging emails with Jeffs, I realized this was an extremely impressive record. Jeffs informed me he practiced his chosen hole hundreds of times to hone his fitness and shot sequences.

Strategy

I studied the video of the existing record, considered my typical Speedgolf tournament strategy, and devised a strategy to shave time off the record as follows: 

One club: Developing the ability to compete the hole with a single club improves running speed from carrying multiple clubs, negates the need to carry a cumbersome bag (even a small bag will slow down your sprinting significantly), and also eliminates the need to drop and retrieve clubs from the ground after each shot. However, it adds a significant degree of difficulty to be without a trusty wedge for short approach shots and a putter to sink putts.

I chose to attempt the record with just a three-wood. This is great for the first two shots, but very difficult for a short pitch shot and for putting. For the third shot onto the green from a probable distance of 10-40 yards (depends how well the first two shots are hit), an abbreviated three-wood stroke is going to produce a screaming grounder - far more more dicey than using a wedge to hit a shot in the air and landing it softly onto the green. Hit the grounder too softly and you are stuck in the grass short of the green for another delicate attempt. Hit it even a tiny bit too hard and it hits the green too hot, sails quickly past the pin and off the back of the putting surface. Death to a record attempt in either case. I got frustrated a few times during practice sessions because the single club technique is so high risk. Thanks to Alex Kampmann for the original idea, and Mark Sisson, and Christopher Smith for encouraging me to keep at it and stay committed to my strategy. 

Straight line approach: The fatal mistakes for this record are to hit a shot offline into the rough, or to hit a shot past the pin, which unnecessarily lengthens the hole. It’s absolutely essential to stay close to the tangent line from tee to green with each stroke. While you can’t be too conservative on a world record attempt, hitting a shot straight but a little short is not a deal breaker like a long or wide shot is.

Do or die: Guinness record rules allow for multiple attempts, but truthfully the first attempt at an all-out sprint will be significantly faster than successive attempts due to fatigue slowing running speed. Try running the 400-meter dash at a track meet over and over! Not happening. For a record performance, a do or die mindset would be essential. Go all out on the first try and hold nothing back!

Be quick, but don’t hurry: I trained myself with repeated practice to hit my shot almost immediately after arriving to the ball—one to two seconds pause only. In Speedgolf tournament rounds, you run at a good tempo between shots, but it’s customary to reach the ball, drop your other clubs, take a couple deep breaths, take careful aim at target, and swing when ready. This precious 5-7 seconds (or more) wastes valuable time on the single-hole record. Let’s face it, you are not going to catch your breath after a full sprint of ~240 yards even if you wait 10, 15, or 20 seconds. Through repetition, I made myself feel comfortable hitting a full power three-wood shot, or a delicate, soft-wristed pitch shot, or sinking a pressure putt, with my chest heaving and my heart pounding in my throat!

However, I also had to train my brain to immediately transition from the frenzied aggressive mindset of sprinting into a calm, focused state prior to striking the ball. In the video you will see that I break stride ten yards before arriving at my ball each time to gather myself. This technique honors the late John Wooden, legendary UCLA basketball coach, prolific author, and pyramid of success creator. His frequent admonition to his ballplayers: “Be quick, but don’t hurry.” Trivia: the Woodley Lakes Golf Course is about a mile from Wooden’s longtime residence in Encino, CA.

Context specificity: Christopher Smith of Eugene, OR, perhaps the greatest Speedgolfer of all-time, Nike Golf consultant, and also top-100 ranked teaching professional, coined this term to describe the absolute necessity of making practice effective and meaningful by simulating your competitive environment as closely as possible. Smith relates that banging balls on the range to hone your swing is an overrated component of becoming a good golfer, and is vastly different from hitting the assortment of shots during a golf round. Similarly, sinking twenty short putts on the practice green is great for honing your stroke mechanics, but has little to do with sinking a four-footer on the final hole of a tournament. This is why we still see the world’s best professionals choke routinely.

In Smith’s interesting golf instruction/life philosophy book called, “I’ve Got 99 Swing Thoughts, But ‘Hit The Ball’ Ain’t One,” he cites brain research revealing that a different part of the brain lights up on MRI imaging when you are casually practicing versus when you are asked to perform under pressure. Yes, you are stroking a three-footer on the practice green, just as you might on the final hole of a big match, but it’s literally not the same exercise to your brain. Similarly, shooting 50 free throws in succession or delivering your presentation in front of the bathroom mirror is going to have a minimal crossover application to the real deal.

This concept was never better evidenced than by the famous Caddyshack scene when Rodney Dangerfield’s character (Al Czervik) yells to Ted Knight’s character (Judge Elihu Smails) as Smails address his ball on the first tee. “A hundred bucks says you slice it in the woods.” And of course Smails slices into the woods. And refuses to pay up. 

Smith is also not a big fan of golf instruction (how’s that for a guy who teaches golf for a living?!), and prefers that golfers relax, enjoy their walk in nature, and hone and trust their natural tendencies instead of obsessing upon the perfect swing. If you are not yet acquainted with the amazing sport of Speedgolf, you must check out this fabulous high-speed video of what in my estimation is one of the greatest golf rounds of all-time. It’s Christopher shooting a four-under par 68 in 53 minutes at the world-renowned Bandon Dunes, OR, Golf Course. Smith was instrumental in keeping me focused and confident in my months of preparation for the record. It’s easy to get discouraged trying to become a magician with a three-wood, but he urged me to stay the course and continue to put myself under pressure situations in practice.

In my practice sessions, I simulated over and over hitting sprinting up to my ball on the fairway and hitting quickly. I practiced the delicate and wristy short distance grounder with a three-wood on my chosen hole (after sprinting up to the ball of course). Surely, casual golfers at Binge wondered who this guy was slapping three-wood shots and repeatedly sprinting up to the 9^th green in the dark all winter!

I also started putting exclusively with a three-wood, even during regular Speedgolf rounds, so my brain could form the strong association of my three-wood as my putter. While it’s far too strenuous to make a dry run record attempt more than occasionally, I did put up a 1:47 one night at the 9th hole at Bing. That was under the official record, but of course nothing like doing it under pressure with a full crew per Guinness guidelines.

Teamwork

Perhaps the most daunting and pressure-packed element of all is to arrange for ten people to come out and support your record attempt. Guinness rules are very exacting: First, a 12-week application process before you are even approved for an official attempt, then the attempt guidelines require two official timers, two independent witness, including an expert witness, who have no vested interest in the record attempt, video footage of the entire record and photographic evidence of each shot along the way. For both the Sacramento and Los Angeles record attempts, I had to arrange for approval from the golf course, secure cart rentals for timers, photogs and spectators, and rally the dream team of supporters to appear just before sunset. Furthest traveled award goes to Shawn and Maria Watts, driving three hours each way to Sacramento for the May 8^th occasion. Talk about pressure—you don’t wanna send home the dream team empty handed!

Break The Record To-Do List

*Rise to the (rare) occasion, knowing how difficult a record attempt is to orchestrate

*Get really good at using a three-wood for straight long distance shots, pitching, and putting

*Hit the ball straight and in-line to the hole (never past)

*Sprint full speed for a do or die first attempt

*Balance the frenzy of sprinting with a zenlike focus before each shot

May 8th Sacramento Record

My first attempt on May 8th was a 1:40, ten seconds under the existing record! I scored a bogey but kept the ball straight and short of the hole each time. I ran very well and was pleased to take that much time out of the old record. However, I hit a poor second shot (offline but luckily hit a tree and bounced back into the fairway) and a poor third shot (from 80 yards out it only traveled 50 yards). It didn’t cost me much time to hit an extra shot up to the front fringe of the green, and then two more excellent putts into the hole.

I made two more attempts just for fun that night. The second attempt was two perfect shots that almost reached the green. The third shot nearly went into the hole, but I choked and missed the short putt, then missed the comeback putt, then missed again! Whew. I was also informed that despite the vastly superior first three shots, I would have finished in about the same time even had I made the birdie putt, because I sprinted much slower.

I submitted the footage of the record performance and the sworn timer and observer statements to Guinness and awaited a 15-week approval process. In the interim, my competitive juices started flowing again and I wondered, “what if?” What if I hit a succession of perfect shots on an initial full-sprint attempt? Perhaps I could take the record down further? I also wanted to make an attempt in front of family and friends in Los Angeles, so I arranged for another attempt on June 1^st, 2018.

June 1st Los Angeles Record

I had only one practice session on my chosen hole at Woodley Lakes Golf Course prior to the record attempt, but it’s all about hitting good shots, not memorizing every grass blade. On the record attempt, everything went to perfection as I hit a straight drive, a straight second shot to about 20 yards short of the green, and then a perfect third shot that raced through bumpy grass, poured onto the green and finished about six feet from the hole. With this much success in the bank, I carefully strided up to the final shot, taking care to be deliberate and hit a nice, square putt—which dropped for a birdie 4 and a time of 1:38.75!

The Future

As revealed in the video, I was quite satisfied with this performance and welcome all attempts to break it. It’s gonna be tough. Granted, the sport of Speedgolf has some elite runners who are significantly faster than I am for a 500 yard sprint. New Zealander Nick Willis is an Olympic silver (2008) and bronze (2016) medalist at 1500 meters. He is one of the fastest milers of all time and an excellent Speedgolfer with multiple top-20 finishes in the Speedgolf World Professional Championships. Mac McLain reached the #1 world-ranking in Speedgolf in 2018 and is a former collegiate champion at 1500 meters - another sub-4 minute miler out there with some legit golf game! Alas, lot’s of work is required to take this thing down with an official Guinness-approved attempt.

Life Lessons In A Minute Thirty-Eight

The most enjoyable aspect of the experience was sharing it with family and friends. I was truly touched and honored at the support I received, and you can see the credits to both dream teams at the end of the video.

Through this challenge, I learned the value of a methodical and strategic approach to a peak performance goal. This is not always my strength, especially as a triathlete where I chased money and recognition across the globe, occasionally in a haphazard manner. I was patient through the record approval process, honing interesting new skills like three-wood pitching and putting. This was a stimulating challenge and a refreshing break from playing regular Speedgolf with my usual five club arsenal. 

I honed my sprinting abilities with workouts and extensive technique drills on the track (including taking a few simulated golf swings right after every sprint), a handful of informal all-out attempts at the golf course over several month’s time, and lots of short sprinting as I practiced the final few shots near the green over and over at the end of each Speedgolf outing. Mind you, all this practice on the course happened just prior to darkness at Bing Maloney and other courses so as not to disturb other golfers playing regular golf.

As I mention on two podcasts I recorded for my new show (launching in summer 2018), there is tremendous value in cultivating a competitive edge and pursuing distinct peak performance goals throughout life. This crazy Guinness pursuit kept me honest and focused for many months. That said, my career as an elite professional triathlete ended 23 years ago, and today I try to align my competitive mindset to my age (53) and other responsibilities and realities of daily life. It was great to devote a decade (I raced on the circuit from ages 21-30) to an extreme and narrow focus on peak athletic performance, but it’s always healthy to move gracefully into the next stage of life and recalibrate your goals accordingly.

  

An important clarification: While this Guinness record pursuit was certainly not life or death and had no economic consequences, I hesitate to say it was “just for fun.” Every minute of the process was indeed fun and rewarding, but this pursuit was more than just for fun, it was for personal growth and a catalyst to leverage the focus, discipline and risk-taking required in athletics into other areas of life. The greatest happiness and fulfillment in life come when you cultivate and express passion, curiosity, enthusiasm, and pursue the highest expression of your talents without compromise or excuses. The trick is to keep things in perspective such that you cultivate a pure motivation for your peak performance goals—a deep appreciation for the process, and release your attachment of self-esteem to the outcome.

Sir Roger Bannister, the first human to break the four-minute mile barrier in 1954, and who passed in 2018, delivered the most beautiful quote on this subject: "The essence of sport {fill in the blank here for anything else - parenting, career, etc.} is that while you’re doing it nothing else matters, but after you stop, there is a place, generally not very important, where you would put it.”

Bannister quotes are second to none—hit this page and you will be regaled. Another of my favorites: “Struggle gives meaning and richness to life.”

Avoiding Heart Attacks and Evolving Your Perspective About Healthy Eating

Attached photo is my friend and Primal Endurance success story Peter Coffey's recent blood test result, from which his doctor recommended he take a statin due to his LDL levels outside the desired range. Oh man, this innocent screen shot got my blood boiling today! Read on to see how you can minimize your heart disease risk and sort through the misinformation that still pervades health and medicine. As you can read in detail in The Primal Blueprint and The Keto Reset Diet, Dr. Cate Shanahan and other ancestral health leaders believe that one's triglycerides-to-HDL ratio is the most important marker for heart disease risk. Getting better than 3.5-to-1 is essential to get out of high risk zone, and getting to 1-to-1 or better is ideal. As you can see, Coffey's results are outstanding--HDL is well above triglycerides. 

This favorable ratio strongly suggests that the LDL cholesterol in his blood is mostly the large, fluffy variety (typically harmless), rather than the small, dense variety. Small, dense LDL (you need to ask doctor for a special test to determine LDL particle size--the breakdown of small to large in the total number--as they usually just run a total) is typically blamed as the instigator of heart disease, because these molecules are small and dense enough to lodge in the walls of your arteries and become oxidized by passing blood, stimulate an immune response of macrophages (white blood cells) coming to the area, which then become inflamed to the extent that blockage occurs on the artery wall and causes a heart attack. 

Your physician may or may not be informed about matters such as the triglyceride-to-HDL ratio being vastly more important that LDL values, or even the importance of testing particle size before dispensing a prescription. Your physician has not necessarily been exposed to science or education related to healthy eating in his or her medical training and careers. Ditto for your hair stylist or auto repair person. However, to be clear, your cardiologist is a great choice for heart surgery, as is your hair stylist for the occasion of your daughter's wedding, as is your car person for a needed repair. 

Unfortunately, conventional medical wisdom still looks at LDL cholesterol levels as the end-all risk factor, with values over 200 triggering a statin prescription. Statin's have assorted serious side effects, including depleting cells of the critical energy producing co-factor, CoQ10. The depleting effect of statins can contribute to fatigue and muscle weakness. So you exercise less and experience a decline in health once you start popping pills. Numerous studies show that statins have minimal effect at preventing heart disease to all populations except people who have already had a heart attack, and that dietary modification can have a vastly greater impact on reducing mortality risk that statins. 

Evolved doctors like Dr. Ronesh Sinha, who looks after large employee groups in Silicon Valley and wrote The South Asian Health Solution, cites respected research refuting this flawed and dated approach to heart disease prevention. Sinha cites a UCLA metastudy (a study of hundreds of other studies) where ~80 percent of heart attack victims had LDL cholesterol levels considered in the "safe" range! Whoops. Sinha metioned that the likely reaction to this news is to lower the "safe" threshold rather than re-examine the flawed initial premise that LDL values correlate with heart disease risk. The Framingham Study, Nurses Health Study (these are among the largest and longest health studies, involving decades of tracking populations and hundreds of thousands of individuals) refute that any direct correlation exists. You may recall a bit of alarm and reflection when TV personality Tim Russert died of a heart attack at 58, as his total cholesterol (statin-suppressed of course) was only 106! 

Stories and studies like these mentioned have buoyed those in the ancestral health community, but will take a disturbingly long time to be recognized and validated by mainstream authorities, who are strongly wedded (reputation, funding, etc.) to the status quo. As ER doc and leading primal fitness authority Dr. Doug McGuff (author of The Primal Prescription) says, "Mainstream medicine and government policy will indeed come around [to embrace the new research and ancestral-style health principles] but because they are giant bureaucracies, it could take 20 years. I don't know about you, but I don't want to wait that long!"

For now, you don't have to accept this old-time athlete as a health authority, but you might want to educate yourself beyond what you hear at a doctor checkup or in a newspaper headline. If you are sciency, stubborn, and need proof to alter some of your long-standing beliefs about diet, fat, cholesterol and so forth, check out Why We Get Fat by the esteemed science journalist Gary Taubes. Extensive references are provided in this story that will help you embrace a new paradigm, where stuff we have been told our whole lives can be discarded and an evolved picture can be embraced. 

Quick takeaway - if you want to do something to save your life, eliminate the big-three worst offenders in the modern diet: 

• Grains (wheat, rice, corn, pasta, cereal, and all the processed foods made from grains): We've been told that whole grains should form the foundation of a healthy diet, but even whole grains are eventually converted into glucose upon ingestion, and add to the disastrously excessive total carb intake in the modern diet. Whole grains also contain objectionable agents such as gluten and lectin, which are known to contribute to the now popular health topic of leaky gut syndrome. Yes, gut health is the cutting edge and about to explode in awareness. No less than the great South African physician Dr. Timothy Noakes (arguably the most prominent exercise physiologist on the planet) said, "leaky gut and insulin resistance are the future of medicine." Our new book by Australian journalist Kale Brock called The Gut Healing Protocol will give you an excellent education and dietary protocol to improve gut health.
• Sugars: The assorted forms of sweetened beverages being the worst because they don't fill you up, but blast you with high doses of sugar. Also ditch sweets, treats, and deceptive forms of high sugar such as healthy-sounding energy bars and processed snacks and condiments containing sugar. Dr. Robert Lustig is a leader of the campaign against sugar. Check out The Real Truth About Sugar, and Gary Taubes' The Case Against Sugar. Sugar will slowly kill you, and the 8-year-olds you serve it to at your kid's birthday party. Sorry to be a party pooper, but it's time to wake up, realize this stuff is truly physically addictive, and transition over to delicious, high fat treats (like highest quality dark chocolate). Sure it's important to enjoy life, but how about making sugar a special treat instead of a daily staple? Yah athletes, I'm talking to you too especially, due to your massive consumption of gels, bars, drinks and extra dietary calories of all forms. Check out Primal Endurance Mastery Course to help you ditch carb dependency and become a fat burning beast. 
• Refined high-polyunsaturated vegetable oils: Immediately eliminate all bottles oils such as canola, corn, soybean, safflower, buttery spreads and sprays made with these oils, and all the packaged, processed, frozen, fried stuff made with these offensive agents. This stuff, because it has become oxidized (contains free radicals!) during high temperature extraction/processing methods, inflicts immediate damage to your cellular DNA to the extent that Dr. Cate cites research that they are in many ways worse then smoking a cigarette, and exclaims that, "they are, literally, like eating radiation." Unfortunately, an estimated 40 percent of all the calories in restaurant food are from vegetable oils (cited by Dr. Shanahan; due to entrees being cooked in this cheap sludge at everywhere from fast food joints to the finest establishments), and an estimated 20 percent of all calories in the Standard American Diet come from soybean oil alone (Dr. Andrew Weil). Check out Dr. Cate and her husband Luke and I talking about the dangers of vegetable oils. Luke's a nice guy but he will freak you out and scare you away from oils with this frank discussion of how oils mess with your brain and body. 

Thanks for your interest and consideration!!